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Dad Joke Collection

To whoever has my office

"You're going to pay, you have my word."

My decision to become a professional comedian made everyone laugh. 

But when I’m successful, nobody will be laughing then! 

A dung beetle walks into a bar,

“is this stool taken?”

My girlfriend asked why I never bought her jewellery.

To be fair I never knew she was selling jewellery.

‘I get a weird feeling I’ve been here before’, ‘How so?’ 

‘My wifi connected automatically’.

To all those I gave books to for Christmas.

They are due back at the Library on Friday - Thank you.